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when the woman's partner bites off the clitoris and has the most intense orgasm spray of their lives. too bad it will be the last, for there is no more clitoris to receive pleasure.

THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST CLITOFF I WILL EVER HAVE! EVER!

clitoff by fu fu peni December 30, 2010

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clitorference

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.

My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.

clitorference by kerriK December 18, 2010

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clintoff

The outcome of November 8th, 2016 when Hillary decided to not deliver her concession speech.

Surprising the world, Hillary lost the election and failed to address her constituents with a speech on election night - she pulled a Clintoff.

clintoff by coMANd'r November 9, 2016

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Clitoference

The Lesbian Equivalent Of Cockblocking

Jennifer and Ashley frequently had time alone but her roommate mike kept on running Clitoference and ruined any chances they had to have sex.

Clitoference by AlexanderTheXIV May 26, 2012

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clitorfist

When somebody punches themselves, or someone else, in the clitoris

Dude you should have seen how hot becci was for it last night, she kept making me clitorfist her!

clitorfist by fister laods November 20, 2010

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Clitofference

When a woman cockblocks other woman

Andrea runs clitofference on the them bitches on the hill

Clitofference by Ladickslinger May 3, 2025

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Critoffs

1. A round of ducklings.io
2. An alternative swear used when playing ducklings.io. Can also be shortened to crit.

1. Anybody free for critoffs?
2. Critoffs! That darn neighbor duck took all my ducklings!

Critoffs by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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