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when the woman's partner bites off the clitoris and has the most intense orgasm spray of their lives. too bad it will be the last, for there is no more clitoris to receive pleasure.
THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST CLITOFF I WILL EVER HAVE! EVER!
clitoff by fu fu peni December 30, 2010
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clitorference 

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.
My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.
clitorference by kerriK December 18, 2010

clintoff 

The outcome of November 8th, 2016 when Hillary decided to not deliver her concession speech.
Surprising the world, Hillary lost the election and failed to address her constituents with a speech on election night - she pulled a Clintoff.
clintoff by coMANd'r November 9, 2016

Clitoference 

Jennifer and Ashley frequently had time alone but her roommate mike kept on running Clitoference and ruined any chances they had to have sex.

clitorfist

When somebody punches themselves, or someone else, in the clitoris
Dude you should have seen how hot becci was for it last night, she kept making me clitorfist her!
clitorfist by fister laods November 20, 2010

Clitofference 

When a woman cockblocks other woman
Andrea runs clitofference on the them bitches on the hill

Critoffs 

1. A round of ducklings.io
2. An alternative swear used when playing ducklings.io. Can also be shortened to crit.
1. Anybody free for critoffs?
2. Critoffs! That darn neighbor duck took all my ducklings!
Critoffs by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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