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Cliffwood Beach
Once a very popular New Jersey shore sight. Back in the 1960's it was more popular than Point Pleasant or Point Pleasant Beach New Jersey. In the Mid 1960's a huge hurricane totally wrecked the beach. Tore away most of its shoreline, tore away its boardwalk and amuesment park. Like Asbury Park, its now forgotten. No one goes there, unless the want to be by themselves or go to the park. And at night its where alot of people smoke and deal drugs.
The Boardwalk used to connect to Laurence Harbor and Keyport. The Boardwalk used to reach all the way to Sandy Hook.
There was talk of bringing back this forgotten town.
The Boardwalk used to connect to Laurence Harbor and Keyport. The Boardwalk used to reach all the way to Sandy Hook.
There was talk of bringing back this forgotten town.
Person One: Where do you live.
Person Two: Cliffwood Beach.
Person One: Where!?!?
Person Two: You knows its by Laurence Harbor, Keyport, Union Beach and Keansburg.
Person One: Nope, Never heard of Cliffwood Beach.
Person Two: Dude, its part of Aberdeen and Old Bridge!
Person Two: Cliffwood Beach.
Person One: Where!?!?
Person Two: You knows its by Laurence Harbor, Keyport, Union Beach and Keansburg.
Person One: Nope, Never heard of Cliffwood Beach.
Person Two: Dude, its part of Aberdeen and Old Bridge!
Cliffwood Beach by Princess Doe February 10, 2009
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cliffwood beach by Dizzy Di January 14, 2009
Michael Clifford
The most amazing guitarist who does what he wants, and justifies it with the phrase "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." He looks and acts all tough and hardcore punk-rock, but he's about as sweet and adorable as a kitten. That's what he's called sometimes, actually. The kitten.
Michael Clifford by Clifford Michael June 17, 2015
Michael Clifford
The hot guitar player from 5 Seconds of Summer. He is a legitimate kitten that could do no harm, although he thinks he is punk rock. His hair has probably been all the colors you could think of. He is a sexy 6ft tall beast that every girl has dreamt of dating at least once. He has fallen off stage before and his hair once caught on fire. He barely posts on Instagram but tweets often. He has amazing guitar skills and flawless vocals. Michael Clifford is the definition of perfect.
Michael Clifford by 5soscliffo February 10, 2017
Michael Clifford
Michael Gordon Clifford, mostly known as Michael Clifford is 1/4 of the band, 5 Seconds of Summer and is the guitarist. He's quite known for his color - changing hair and his sweater paws. A fact about him is that he's a kitten in disguise.
Michael Clifford by G. Gryffindor September 13, 2017
Michael Clifford
Michael Clifford is a sex god who plays guitar in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is amazing and may or may not like pizza quite a lot. He can be cute and awkward but then switches and is a sexy hot piece of sex. Nobody ever knows what colour his hair is... Has a bromance with Harry Styles and is an all round incredible person.
Michael Clifford by 5SOSADICT June 19, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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