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Clickfish 

A person who is easily lured by clickbait and immediately proceeds to post their stupid article on Facebook.
Karen: "Woa! This article says I can use Acai berries to turn invisible! I've got to tell my friends"
Sarah: OMG Karen your such a clickfish!
Clickfish by PhantomPoster July 13, 2015
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clickshift 

When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.
I was trying to click on that cat pic then the fucking clickshift got me!
clickshift by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015

clickfest 

A monotonous small computer game where you need to click with your mouse repeatedly.
Man, game was just a clickfest, don't bother trying it.
clickfest by Tomi T July 20, 2008

cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

clickish 

A click is a group of people who will only hang out with those group of people.
Goths will only talk to other Goths but wouldn;t dare talk to a punk.
clickish by tripod123 July 6, 2005

Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

chickish 

That so chickish, like Nick.
Oh you look so chickish
chickish by Nao & Nick November 27, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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