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clever dick 

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.
He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.
clever dick by Irma Expat July 8, 2006
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clover dick 

A penis which is extremely fortunate--enough so that is inserted into the sexual reproductive organ of an aesthetically pleasing woman.
I can't believe Lee hit that, what a clover dick.
clover dick by Lee A. Davis December 21, 2008

Clever Dickery 

to be a clever dick; the hilarity that ensues from being witty as well as silly; the drawing of male genitalia in a unique, insightful, and hilarious manner (see cleverdickery.com)
Bob: So last night I said to John, "Hey John, nobody ordered extra sausage on their pizza, so zip up your pants already!"
Sally: Oh Bob, I love your clever dickery.
Clever Dickery by rozyland June 30, 2011
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