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The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!
My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!
clessie by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018
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A tall, caucasian girl, usually very pretty. A girl who is surrounded by many friends, but only calls a few her best. Very smart, usually has very stupid best friends. Secretly hates many people around her. Gives great advice, although not many are smart enough to take it. Very polite, and dignified.
"oh, you're friends with chessie?"
chessie by emdoc:) December 17, 2008
Madly goofy baby girl who is way too cute for you to handle. She is soft, sweet and super clingy like a pug. Cressie is literally your mom friend because she is so loving and embracing. A living meme. Sarcasm is her signature. This baby is an artist at heart and she is known for her decent music taste. Cressie often gets socially awkward and may make you think she hates you at first impression because she is a shy chicken and she actually has a resting bitch face. It sounds a bit conflicting but it is. She guarantees loving her is fun and she won’t make you blue. And she is lowkey awesome at hookup!!!
Cressie cleans the house using chopsticks. Supremely weird.
Cressie by bingkaboo November 22, 2018
A truly unique person! Often looked up to and idolized. Great taste in clothing styles and music! Funny and entertaining without being mean to others. A great friend to others.
I know I can always depend on Chessie.
Chessie is so cool, I want to be more like her!
Chessie by toodldo_4julie March 30, 2009
Cessie is the name of a person with strong will and the need to succeed. An amazing mother who is never afraid to say how she feels. Cessie has a great sense of humor and an extraordinary sense of self. Cessie is awesome...everyone wants to be like Cessie.
What a great person, she is such a Cessie.
Cessie by Defilicious December 20, 2016
The Nessie of the Chesapeake Bay. Said to be a long, serpent like monster with flippers. Just as real as any other cryptological creature.
Person 1: Is that a giant mutant eel in the Chesapeake Bay?
Person 2: No, that's just Chessie.
Chessie by Arthur the Aardvark September 29, 2017
I saw the chessie train go by!
Chessie by toodldo_4julie December 9, 2008
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