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clerence 

An extremely ugly man who has a very large head and is trash at baseketball. His head is too big for his body and he isn't love anywhere. He usually gets dumped but begs the girls for another chance. Clerence is the name of a want to be basketball player who will always be Jamaals son
That's and ugly person. he's a clerence
clerence by Clerence May 9, 2017
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1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
Clémence by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014

Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

Clemence 

1. A Clemence is French
2. A Clemence is suuuupppeerrr Beautiful and gorgeous often is very smart, dont be surprised if your Clemence knows 2 or more languages.
3. A Clemence is usually short and is very good at anything she tries including sports.
4. A Clemence usually falls hard for one guy, and she loves that guy, and she will always love that guy, somewhere, even if she doesnt show it.
5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
dayyyuumm dude did you see that hot swimmer?
Yeah Bro she is totally a Clemence!!
Clemence by stupidguy24/7 August 22, 2009

clemence 

a french goddess that is a hardcore field hockey player. a clemence is sort of a band geek, but in a good way. clemences have a wild side that is only noticed by close, personal friends, and are shy around nonbelievers. a clemence is very VERY smart. do not be surprised if your clemence has like a 5.0 GPA. its just how a clemence lives.
when u have a brialliant idea its called a clemence
clemence by clemence's biffles August 11, 2009

Clarence 

1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.

2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.

3) BEAST.
1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?

Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.

Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.

2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?

Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.

Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.

3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports

Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.

Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.

Boy2: hell yeaa!
Clarence by zch21 October 28, 2010
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