cleavage shot

When in a picture you see that a friend has massive cleavage. If this friend is in the room, one must scream "CLEAVAGE SHOT" and punch that friend in the boobs.

Girl 1: "Oh, look how great we all looked at the Christmas party... my I was wearing a low-cut shirt..."

Girl2: "CLEAVAGE SHOT!!!!"

Girl1: "Ow! My boobs!"

cleavage shot by squirtle:) July 22, 2009

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cleavage shot

a girl's(well, usually a girl's..)picture usually found on myspace or facebook/etc. that is taken from above showing off anywhere from a beautiful,massive cleavage all the way to tiny,acne-loaded mosquito bite tits..and everything in between.

whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown.

some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!!

last time i saw sam, she gave me this dirty ass look and this is seeing her for the first time in like two years. guess word got out about me jacking to her one of her cleavage shots. it's really not my fault, if she didn't have any of them in the first place, then maybe i wouldn't have gotten so damn horny for her. oh well, i love me a good cleavage shot anyways.

cleavage shot by y2c January 13, 2011

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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