cleavage shot

When in a picture you see that a friend has massive cleavage. If this friend is in the room, one must scream "CLEAVAGE SHOT" and punch that friend in the boobs.

Girl 1: "Oh, look how great we all looked at the Christmas party... my I was wearing a low-cut shirt..."

Girl2: "CLEAVAGE SHOT!!!!"

Girl1: "Ow! My boobs!"

cleavage shot by squirtle:) July 22, 2009

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cleavage shot

a girl's(well, usually a girl's..)picture usually found on myspace or facebook/etc. that is taken from above showing off anywhere from a beautiful,massive cleavage all the way to tiny,acne-loaded mosquito bite tits..and everything in between.

whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown.

some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!!

last time i saw sam, she gave me this dirty ass look and this is seeing her for the first time in like two years. guess word got out about me jacking to her one of her cleavage shots. it's really not my fault, if she didn't have any of them in the first place, then maybe i wouldn't have gotten so damn horny for her. oh well, i love me a good cleavage shot anyways.

cleavage shot by y2c January 13, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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