2 definitions by squirtle:)
man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.
guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"
girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
by squirtle:) December 20, 2009
When in a picture you see that a friend has massive cleavage. If this friend is in the room, one must scream "CLEAVAGE SHOT" and punch that friend in the boobs.
Girl 1: "Oh, look how great we all looked at the Christmas party... my I was wearing a low-cut shirt..."
Girl2: "CLEAVAGE SHOT!!!!"
Girl1: "Ow! My boobs!"
Girl2: "CLEAVAGE SHOT!!!!"
Girl1: "Ow! My boobs!"
by squirtle:) July 22, 2009