clawhand 

When a male person of Native American descent is born without muscles in his right hand. The hand becoming useless to grab items.

Gewald tried to shoot his pistol at the shooting range, but his gross clawhand did not allow him to hold the gun in his hand.

clawhand by Orlando D January 3, 2008

Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

Claw Hand by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021

clamhand 

The act of doing something poorly or ineffectively, especially in a tense or dangerous situation.

After the wiper flew off of my car while I was driving in torrential rain, I couldn't see anything and had to clamhand it to the nearby carwash.

clamhand by Kyune February 3, 2021