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A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games
Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."
Classify by Peaenut July 23, 2019

classicly jazzical 

something that is tight or fun.
Dat pussy was classicly jazzical.

over-classify 

Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.
Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.
over-classify by KrizziKat January 29, 2020

classicly jazzical 

An extremly tight pussy that is hard to hit up because once u get it in u cant get it out.
Dawg that pussy i hit up last night was classicly jazzical

i classify as an attack helicopter 

A joke when you aren’t male or female
I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

cassilyn 

Cassilyn is the cutest girl ever
cassilyn by Cxded November 24, 2021