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A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games
Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."
Classify by Peaenut July 23, 2019

classicly jazzical 

something that is tight or fun.
Dat pussy was classicly jazzical.
classicly jazzical by Hunter May 7, 2005

over-classify 

Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.
Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.
over-classify by KrizziKat January 29, 2020

classicly jazzical 

An extremly tight pussy that is hard to hit up because once u get it in u cant get it out.
Dawg that pussy i hit up last night was classicly jazzical
classicly jazzical by Hunter May 7, 2005

i classify as an attack helicopter 

A joke when you aren’t male or female
I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

cassilyn 

The cutest person ever
Cassilyn is the cutest girl ever
cassilyn by Cxded November 24, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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