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Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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