clarse 

Class. Typically used in reference to football (soccer if you want to be wrong).

Unai Emery is a clarse manager.
Back in his prime, he was absolute clarse.

clarse by My Nam Pickle Jeff March 20, 2021

clarse 

Ayy guy who likes to fight and a guy that can listen to your problems and be loyal

Clarse listen to all my problems and he dont get mad when i need to talk to him

clarse by Day of night May 14, 2018

Clarse 

Typically used in association football(soccer), it is a spin-off from the word class, but is instead used to talk a horrible performance.

I thought Phil Foden would be good at the Euros, but he's shown me that he's clarse

What a clarse performance from Haaland today, he missed two penalties!

Clarse by Sublicius December 15, 2024

clarse 

a different variant of the term “class”

Person 1: I decided to finally try that place you’ve been raving about

Person 2: That’s clarse

clarse by throwRA42825 October 4, 2025

Clarse

a word similar in meaning to "class", commonly said over fortnite voice chat.

Person 1: I just clipped that guy
Person 2: Clarse

Clarse by BigDamiFur March 26, 2026

Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016