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carphone warehouse 

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.
Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...
carphone warehouse by oracle March 12, 2004

Carphoneitus 

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.
Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.
Carphoneitus by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006

Clariplanera 

People who get late to work and lives from people who get early
Is 11 o'clock and you are still sleeping? You're a clariplanera!
Clariplanera by gkbb September 5, 2019

Clariphany

Clariphany (Latin: clarus, radiance + Greek: -phany, showing-forth) is the profound affective emotion of experiencing meaning radiating from a work of art. It is a peak aesthetic event where the meaning of a piece—whether originally intended by the creator or actively constructed by the observer—suddenly reveals itself in a felt, emotional strike.

This coinage elegantly unifies three major aesthetic traditions into a single named event: the Thomistic-Joycean concept of claritas (the radiant truth or "whatness" of an object), the Indian rasa tradition's camatkāra (the sudden strike of aesthetic wonder and astonishment), and modern reception theory (the active role of the audience in meaning-making).

Crucially, Clariphany is responsive and requires an exterior object, but its impact is entirely internal. It sits at the deepest end of human transformation because true Clariphany does not simply confirm what the perceiver already believes. Instead, the "showing-forth" of meaning is so potent that it fundamentally restructures the perceiver’s internal world. It is the exact moment a work of art stops being something you merely look at, and becomes an affective event that permanently alters how you see.
In a narrative context:

"Standing alone in the gallery, she experienced a profound clariphany; the abstract sculpture suddenly radiated a meaning so deeply felt that it permanently altered her understanding of grief."

In a critical or academic context:

"The essay argues that the immersive exhibit is designed not for mere entertainment, but to induce a clariphany—a radiant showing-forth of meaning that fundamentally restructures the viewer's worldview."

In the context of the performing arts:

"As the symphony reached its agonizing final chord, the silence that followed wasn't just quiet—it was a collective clariphany, as the entire audience simultaneously absorbed the full emotional weight of the composer's intent."
Clariphany by Eutrapelos July 9, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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