clariphone

See clarinet.

My name for the clarinet, a Bb woodwind instrument with a little over four octaves of range.

There is also a bass clariphone, alto clariphone, and over twenty different other kinds of clariphones.

clariphone by Fire August 28, 2004

carphone warehouse 

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

carphone warehouse by oracle March 12, 2004

Carphoneitus 

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.

Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.

Carphoneitus by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006

Clariplanera 

People who get late to work and lives from people who get early

Is 11 o'clock and you are still sleeping? You're a clariplanera!

Clariplanera by gkbb September 5, 2019