clariphone

See clarinet.

My name for the clarinet, a Bb woodwind instrument with a little over four octaves of range.

There is also a bass clariphone, alto clariphone, and over twenty different other kinds of clariphones.

clariphone by Fire August 28, 2004

carphone warehouse 

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

carphone warehouse by oracle March 12, 2004

Carphoneitus 

Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.

Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.

Carphoneitus by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006

Clariplanera 

People who get late to work and lives from people who get early

Is 11 o'clock and you are still sleeping? You're a clariplanera!

Clariplanera by gkbb September 5, 2019

Clariphany

Clariphany (Latin: clarus, radiance + Greek: -phany, showing-forth) is the profound affective emotion of experiencing meaning radiating from a work of art. It is a peak aesthetic event where the meaning of a piece—whether originally intended by the creator or actively constructed by the observer—suddenly reveals itself in a felt, emotional strike.

This coinage elegantly unifies three major aesthetic traditions into a single named event: the Thomistic-Joycean concept of claritas (the radiant truth or "whatness" of an object), the Indian rasa tradition's camatkāra (the sudden strike of aesthetic wonder and astonishment), and modern reception theory (the active role of the audience in meaning-making).

Crucially, Clariphany is responsive and requires an exterior object, but its impact is entirely internal. It sits at the deepest end of human transformation because true Clariphany does not simply confirm what the perceiver already believes. Instead, the "showing-forth" of meaning is so potent that it fundamentally restructures the perceiver’s internal world. It is the exact moment a work of art stops being something you merely look at, and becomes an affective event that permanently alters how you see.

In a narrative context:

"Standing alone in the gallery, she experienced a profound clariphany; the abstract sculpture suddenly radiated a meaning so deeply felt that it permanently altered her understanding of grief."

In a critical or academic context:

"The essay argues that the immersive exhibit is designed not for mere entertainment, but to induce a clariphany—a radiant showing-forth of meaning that fundamentally restructures the viewer's worldview."

In the context of the performing arts:

"As the symphony reached its agonizing final chord, the silence that followed wasn't just quiet—it was a collective clariphany, as the entire audience simultaneously absorbed the full emotional weight of the composer's intent."

Clariphany by Eutrapelos July 9, 2026