clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..

"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"

by Z.L. March 28, 2008

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

clipboard of fun

n. An organizational tool used by type-A personalities to plan every detail of a vacation or trip.

This is a reference to a Full House episode in which dad Danny uses his "clipboard of fun" to micromanage the family's vacation in Hawaii. It is often a derogatory term used when the rest of the group wants a more easy-going and less planned vacation.

"I think I'd enjoy this trip a lot more if Joe would leave the clipboard of fun back at the hotel"

by MeghanG April 4, 2006

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

by 🍠 June 10, 2021

jew in the cupboard

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018

Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010