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Pronounced: Clay-nus

A Clanuss or clowns anus is a person who gets people to laugh after showing upmost stupidity, incompetence and lack of common sense when preforming seemingly simple tasks.
“Joe is such a clanuss I pissed my pants laughing watching him struggle to screw in a light bulb
clanuss by anonymous August 16, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Clanuss or a Clowns Anus is usually used to describe a dimwited person who makes people laugh after showing upmost stupidity and incompetence when it comes to preforming simple tasks . A Clanuss often times makes people laugh at their sheer lack of competence hence why they are called a clowns anus.
“Wow I almost pissed my self laughing after watching Jerry try to replace a lightbulb he is such a Clanuss”
Clanuss by anonymous August 16, 2024
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The Clown with the Tear Away Face gaped his clanus for Jack Skellington's (literal) boner.
Clanus by ThiccBih October 13, 2018
To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.
Damn dude did you claussen her??
Ha.. dude you should def claussen tf out of that B.. She look like she got an IQ of 45.
Claussen by Urstin September 17, 2017

chanussy 

Damn that girl got a chanussy on her”
chanussy by Chanussy November 27, 2022
another word for being high. can commonly be intermingled with words ending with the same suffix, (uassy).
you: I am so claussy right now.
other: are you? are you a saucyclaussy right now?
you: oh im capt. claussy right now.
other: haha daussy as a walssy
claussy by fjb4 January 14, 2009

Canussia 

A fictional country that is a mix of Canada and Russia.
I really want to travel to Canussia.
Canussia by Canussian Man January 24, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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