clauxiety

The creeping dread that Claude silently botched something in your codebase and the entire stack is going to collapse the moment a real user touches it. Often sets in 3 seconds after hitting "accept all changes."

"Bro I can't sleep, massive clauxiety — it said 'I've also refactored your auth layer for consistency' and I did NOT ask it to."

clauxiety by verm109 April 19, 2026

climxiety 

Enjoying a warmer-than-usual winter, however at the same time experiencing a slight undertone of anxiety and just a pinch of shared guilt with relation to global warming.

I would normally love this unusually warm winter, but recently it started to give me climxiety...

climxiety by kuher February 27, 2020

Claudieta 

They're the greatest girls in the world and if you meet someday one named like this, you'll be the luckiest! Beautiful, smart and hot are not enough words to describe 'em. You'll only be able to know what life is if you look into their breathtaking and perfectly colored eyes. Don't be silly and never leave a Claudieta, you'd regret it forever.

You are my little and prety rat, Claudieta.
Claudieta will teach you how to dance like Dirty Dancing.

Claudieta by Adrieet January 25, 2020

clangxiety 

Da wound-up feeling of nervous anticipation dat you experience when you're positioned near to a bell-type alarm of some kind dat could startlingly go off at any moment.

Someone who's prone to clangxiety should not work at a fire station.

clangxiety by QuacksO February 11, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004