clamatication

the act of walking in on someone while they are masturbating.

"Clamatication!" Little Billy screamed as his mother walked into the bathroom.

by Eric Harris June 12, 2006

anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 16, 2010