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clam slapping 

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.
"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"
clam slapping by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

Slapping The Clam 

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

clam snapping 

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.
I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.
clam snapping by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026