Clam jumper

A manwhore. Guy that jumps from clam to clam.

Did you guys hear about Dave? He slept with Amber, Jenny and Jennifer, he's such a clam jumper.

Clam jumper by khigga June 12, 2013

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Clam Jumper

A guy who sleeps with all his female friends...male equivalent of a "homie hopper"

Dude, your such a clam jumper! You've slept with almost every girl we know!

Clam Jumper by Alice326 May 19, 2014

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clam jumper

Similar to "cock blocking". When a female prevents another female from making a male connection.

Lisa was about to get some sexy horizontal action until that clam jumper Betty showed up.

clam jumper by micklette July 4, 2011

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clamjumper

one who has sex with many different women in a short amount of time.

Adam is such a clamjumper, he already boned every girl on the dance team.

clamjumper by Adam Hay January 7, 2009

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claimjumpers

As with other urban area restaurants, always make plural the name, whether it requires pluralization or not.

"Where we go for lunch today?"
"Let's go to Claimjumpers!"

claimjumpers by Anonymous July 15, 2003

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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