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clam jammer 

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it
clam jammer by Whateva!! February 9, 2010
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Clam Jammer 

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.
Clam Jammer by titanboy2793 August 27, 2008

Clam Jammer 

Noun; Slang for a female condom.
"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"
Clam Jammer by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Clam Jammed 

The Female Version of "Cock Block."
"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
Clam Jammed by Skuurl August 9, 2017

clam jammers

Women’s high wasted jeans or shorts that jam into their clam.
Natalie was wearing those clam jammers again today. She’s got quite a camel toe.
clam jammers by JDubya67 May 31, 2019

Clam Jammed 

The female version of cock block
Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
Clam Jammed by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

Clagjammer

A Clagjammer is a man/ladyboy who dresses in womens clothing under bridges in their local towns or citys.
"My dad is such a clagjammer i saw him dressing in girls clothes under the bridge"
Clagjammer by petey January 11, 2005
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