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Clam Jammer 

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Noun; Slang for a female condom.
"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"
Clam Jammer by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
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Bed Butter 

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A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."
Bed Butter by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
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