(adj./noun)
1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.
2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison
3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.
2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison
3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
by Owaliver September 7, 2025
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