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Claresexual 

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(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.
“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”
Claresexual by Owaliver September 7, 2025
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Catesexual 

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Attraction to Cate Blanchett
Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual
Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021
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Related Words
Claresexual • Caresexual • clarasexual • Clarkesexual • clari-sexual • carsexual • Clanksexual • Calesexual • carlsexual • Charsexual

carlsexual 

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It means your attracted to Carl grimes
Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual
carlsexual by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020
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chasesexual

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Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality
Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual
chasesexual by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020
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carsexuality 

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someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor
carsexuality pride!
carsexuality by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022
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cakesexual 

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When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.
ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'
cakesexual by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014
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Carsexual 

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Someone who attracted to cars/trucks
Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.
Carsexual by JCe1 August 21, 2020
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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Galantir

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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