Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

by Owaliver September 7, 2025

Catesexual

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

carlsexual

It means your attracted to Carl grimes

Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual

by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020

chasesexual

Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality

Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual

by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020

carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor

carsexuality pride!

by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022

cakesexual

When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.

ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'

by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014

Carsexual

Someone who attracted to cars/trucks

Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.

by JCe1 August 21, 2020