cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

cinerection by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016

Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Cirection 

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

clerection 

A clitoral erection.

That guy was so hot he gave me a clerection

clerection by JessKat April 25, 2006

inerection 

inability to get an erection.

The boy has inerection. As such, no girl can stay with him even for 24 hours.

inerection by Uttam Maharjan 2 February 14, 2015

Cyberection 

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

Cyberection by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cigerection

When you are aroused by something involving cigarettes, smoking, or even fire. Also can mean something so awesome that it was beyond sexual.

Dude, that show last night was so awesome I got a cigerection.

Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.

cigerection by ZildjianMan121 March 10, 2009