Definitions by Aerwyn

saber hug

Euphemism for sex coined on MMO game chats

"How did it go last night?"
"We made out, but I didn't get a saber hug."

saber hug by aerwyn March 23, 2017

fufu fondling 

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.

I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.

fufu fondling by aerwyn April 21, 2012

waxhead 

Term used to describe a person who engages in the surfing culture.

Sean and Courtney are true waxheads since they hit the waves every day.

waxhead by aerwyn April 12, 2012

Cyberection 

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

Cyberection by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

Cyberectional Dysfunction  

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.

Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.

Cyberectional Dysfunction by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

Cyberialis

A cure for Cyberectional Dysfunction. Similar to Cialis, but with less spam and more occupational therapy.

Subject B: I think I need some Cyberialis...
Subject A: Whys that?
Subject B: Every time I see a naked Mithra... I don't get a Cyberection ; ;
Subject A: Dude I think you need to talk to your White Mage about your condition...

Cyberialis by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

Mrcoffee 

A machine that "Brews dat shit".

The best part of waking up, is Coffee on your pants.

Final Fantasy XI : A BAMF on the server Bahamut that brews dat shit.

Mrcoffee coffee makers, makin that coffee that makes your makers. Makes sense.

FFXI:
Mrcoffee uses Brewdatshit.
The Coffee Grounds take Grinding points of damage.
Mrcoffee defeats the Coffee Grounds.
Mrcoffee gains Freshly Breweddatshit mmmgewd drinks.

Mrcoffee by Aerwyn November 27, 2007