cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.

Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.

cincinnati air freshener by jpleakis July 11, 2006

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cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance

Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack

cincinnati air freshener by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006

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Cincinnati Air-Freshener

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)

I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.

Cincinnati Air-Freshener by DougWL July 25, 2008

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cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy

"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"

cincinatti air freshener by dlocker April 5, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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