cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

cigarette daydream by iampandora May 14, 2015

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Cigarette daydreams

One of the most amazing songs you will hear

“Cigarette daydreams you were only 17 soft speak with a mean streak , nearly brought me to my knees”

Cigarette daydreams by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

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cigarettedaydreamzz

the one of the coolest people on tiktok. also a dance gavin dance fan and a good friend of mine

dude 1: hey bro what are you watching?
dude 2: im watching the new cigarettedaydreamzz video. look at this awesome cosplay
dude 1: woah super cool! let's make out

cigarettedaydreamzz by forbiddenzone April 24, 2022

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cigar3ttedaydreams

the funniest person ever, the nicest, the smartest, and the best. The #1 Wylan Stan. She is the best tiktoker

. cigar3ttedaydreams just posted a new video so I am now happy

cigar3ttedaydreams by wylanvaneck June 14, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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