Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.

Dave is such a churpse burglar. He churpseburgald Ben so bad last night.

churpse burglar by lad7222 April 25, 2010

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Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

Strategic Churpse by BBB23 April 29, 2010

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Street churpse

To chat up girls randomly on the street verse in a bar or club. This would typically be after an unsuccessful night out at a club and trying to chat up the remaining girls on the streets waiting for a taxi home or in kebab shops.

Friend 1; Where is. Adam? We need to go home

Friend 2; He is off street churpsin those girls over there

I had an amazing night in the end, the club was whack but managed to street churpse on the way home.

Friend 1; " Might I just say madam, I think you Are absolutely stunning'
Friend 2; " Deshawn is off again..... Street churpsin!!!

Street churpse by Jon b April 10, 2017

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churself

churself is like cha.. it´s thesame as yourself.

get churself a burger, i can´t share my meal with cha.

churself by cinik March 26, 2011

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ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

ninja chirpse by Gerontius June 6, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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