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Cumchucks 

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.
Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.
Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

chumchuckles 

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.
Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.
chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

Cumchucks 

Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.
Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks
Cumchucks by Thotham July 30, 2021

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026