A person who, when unable to find the unlimited
patience of a saint when they are
faced with the task of removing the first
square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the
crazed toilet roll
chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this
useless state purchased shitpaper!