chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

by Rudeboy23 December 18, 2008

Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 15, 2010