chodemuncher

1. Someone who munches on short fat penises
2. Someone who annoys you

1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.

chodemuncher by Jacob Pham May 11, 2006

Chode muncher 

To Lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny penis

Anyone named Brett is a chode muncher

Brett- I am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!

Chode muncher by Naughty panda June 30, 2009

chode muncher 

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

chode muncher by jason April 12, 2004

Chode Muncher 

a person who has a rapturous enjoyment for the taste of chodes.

Chris is such a chode muncher. So is Cruz.

Chode Muncher by Exploding Pants December 27, 2007

chode muncher 

a person who likes to nibble on the tip of a chode

Shawn told me that Brooke and Danyelle were both chode munchers

chode muncher by Christ Bridges January 20, 2006

chudmuncher 

Like a blowjob except you chew on the dude's dick, it can hurt, but your girl has to be good at it. Then you cum all in her mouth.

My girl loves to give me chudmunchers, she says it tastes good!

chudmuncher by Jenbo123 March 26, 2008

chode muncher 

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

chode muncher by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014