A ChezBugger is pretty much the same thing as a cheeseburger but it has artificial cheese (chez) and artificial burger (bugger). So its a ChezBugger.
Steve: Welcome to Macdonalds, how may I help you today?
John: 1 fatty chezbugger please.
Steve: REALLY MAN!?! Your srsly gonna let my job (Macdonalds) F you up today?!?
John: This is horrable service, Im going to KFC, they have better service.
A chudbunger is to be used to describe a person who is over the top with even the slightest of tasks. Chudbungers often show signs of having asburgers and tend to act is if they know it all.
Cortland is being so extratodaysucking up to the boss, he's such a chudbunger.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.