chuckism

A fact about Chuck Norris, detailing about Chuck, or what he has done

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

The above are "Chuckisms"

chuckism by Chuckmaster A January 29, 2006

cuckism 

The religion of progressives promoting their regressive ideas, such as vilifying Caucasians (whites) which is racist, Demonizing sexually straight individuals, and falsely promoting that women have no rights or less rights than men, Calling the USA a rape culture. Calling others racist if they don't like immigrants even if the immigrants are also Caucasian, or the same race as the person they're calling a racist. Anti wealth and pro hand outs, Blindly Pro Muslim.

They use fascist tactics to promote cuckism in schools like

Their belief is to bend over to all the evil in the world, so that they sound good on paper and in theory but when put into practice it everyone gets screwed out of a functioning society.

Look at all those progressives promoting their cult by sending children civics manuals filled with cuckism promoting their religion of racism towards whites.

The cuckists and their racist beliefs towards whites.

Progressives cuckistic believe that women are oppressed under the family unit imposed on them by the white man. The progressives cult of cuckism wants all white women to have a black Muslim husband. Black Muslims require 4 wives and it is lawful to beat them if they are disobedient. See how free cuckism has made white women?

cuckism by xlioilx4 June 9, 2016

chucksmidt

when you throw up and in the process of throwing up you shit your pants

Oh man, I was so drunk last night that I chucksmidted myself.

chucksmidt by Eric The Generic January 27, 2008

Checkism 

The habit of checking one’s phone compulsively even when there is nothing to check.

Society suffers from checkism. People keep checking their phones nonstop

Checkism by Surfingmonkey January 30, 2019

Cluckism 

Cluckism is a preference based on BDSM and Gore. Most Cluckists are into choking and bondage. They would much rather watch gore than porn. They are into the idea of torture during intercourse. Cluckists are usually really nice people and keep their kinks to themselves. Most Cluckists are Atheists or Satanists. Foreplay is commonly staged as a ritual.

Tim: Hey Josh did you hear? Dakoda is a Cluckist?

Josh: Wow, I didn't know he was such a kinky bitch.
Tim: Yea I know right. He's really into that freaky BDSM shit.
Cluckism is a preference based on BDSM and Gore

Cluckism by whatstheirname May 11, 2019

Chuckesmee 

The creepy animatronic doll that was used to play toddler Renesmee in Twilight Breaking Dawn.

"Bro, Chuckesmee is so creepy."
"I know right."

Chuckesmee by supercoolpunkkidz March 4, 2021

Chucklism 

The act of creating laughter.

Kenny enjoyed the chucklism within his group of friends after telling a good joke.

Chucklism by Tactical_sandwich March 25, 2023