Royston Vasey (Chubby
Brown) is a
blue comedian. He often to wears a red bow tie, goggles and a patch worked outfit. All his performances are aimed at adult audiences, purely because of his controversial and "rude" approach to comedy. Thus he rarely is on Television. When he first appears on the stage, the audience usually start to chant "you fat bastard!" repeatedly, where he then dances and when the crowd
stop he usually says "fuck off"
An example of one of the songs
Roy Chubby
Brown has written and performed, was in his live tour 'King Thong' and it goes like so:
"25 Years ago on
TV, there was a thing called 'I'm a celebrity' We had Fools and Horses, Emmerdale, you
bet.
Jordan showed her pussy on the
internet. Millionaire, Eastenders and Corrie too, then the decency
bill come out for comics who are
blue. In 69 this fat fucker with a big belly said the 'F' word on prime time telly. This word didn't come from a good book, Chubbs just stood there and he said fuck. If you're gonna say fuck put your cards on the table, who gives a fuck if you're fucking able? We have I'm as sick as fuck, who the fuck are you? Don't fuck about. You can say it fucking too. Kiss my fucking ass, it's the fucking human race, the
queen said fuck when she saw Camilla's face. Fucking
asshole, fucking bastard, fucking hell, ugly fucker, now we're all fucking fucking you can tell. Fucking this and fucking that, and fucking bombastic, fuck you, fuck me, fan-fucking-tastic. Oh you fiddling fucker well you just fucked up, fuck a duck..did you say something? Yeah fucking look, Oh fuck face.. what? You're a fucking queer, another way to say fuck is get the fuck out of here. Fuck back don't fuck a big fat tart, she's fuckable aye, like a fucking wet fart. That fucking bastards never been fucked or sucked. Another way to say fuck is here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck fuck. Hang on..they're not dancing...turn the fucking
music off."