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Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.
Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.
chthonic by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008
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chthonic (also chthonian)
(Greek):
1.pertaining to the underworld 2.dwelling underground 3.rising up (out of the ground)(B.M.)
1.pertaining to the underworld 2.dwelling underground 3.rising up (out of the ground)(B.M.)
Orpheus, a musician who went to Hades (the subterranean land of the dead in Greek myth) to ask for his lover's return to the world of the living, played music for his chthonic audience so beautifully that they relented to his request and let him try to take her back up to the surface.
chthonic (also chthonian) by j. rabbit richards March 22, 2005
chthonic
A black metal/folk metal band from Taiwan, they have been around since 1995, and have made 5 studio albums, and are scheduling their newest album for june of 2011. Their lyrics focus mainly on the subjects of Chinese mythology, Taoism, and political stuff.
Their band name is pronounced Thonic, not Kthonic, Chuhthonic, or anything else.
Their band name is pronounced Thonic, not Kthonic, Chuhthonic, or anything else.
Metalhead1: "hey, have you heard of that black metal band from china? I forgot their name, but they're pretty good"
Metalhead2:"yea, dude you must be talking about Chthonic! you have good taste :P"
Metalhead2:"yea, dude you must be talking about Chthonic! you have good taste :P"
chthonic
What is the difference between Hitler and Cerberus? One is a chthonic monster that lives in the underworld and the other is a three-headed dog.
chthonic by hoebot 3000 November 28, 2018
Chthonic
The religion of Chthonic is someone who worships mother Lilith, Lucifer, hecate and Cthulhu and are not typically into witchcraft.
Chthonic by Poppy Cristea February 23, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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