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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
Christmas Party by Jeremy March 31, 2005
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Christmas Party

An event during which the maximum capacity of a residence is pushed to the limit, potentially causing a fire hazard
Girl: Wanna come to my family's christmas party?
Friend: Will it be like last year when the decorations caught on fire and the firemen yelled at your parents for having so many people in the house?
Girl: Probably
Friend: Then hellz yeah, I'll be there!!!!

Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
Christmas Party by Venobi December 4, 2014

Christmas party takedown 

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
Christmas party takedown by phon3guy November 12, 2015

Christmas Party of 2021 

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.
Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?

Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"

Unconventional Christmas Party

1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.
John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.
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