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A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
by Venobi December 04, 2014
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The term "crush" is used to describe the feeling of desire to be with a certain person. Not to be mixed with lust.
Mainly happens throughout the pre-teen and teenage years, but can happen in adulthood as well.
Person 1: You know that person over there?
Person 2: Yeah. What about them?
Person 1: They have a crush on someone.
by Venobi March 15, 2015
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An act of oral sex that can be performed by anyone with a mouth and anyone with a penis (see non-binary and transgender).
Basically the person that is giving pleasure wraps their mouth around the receiving (and sucks it, licks it, whatever) until the person orgasms. You may shallow or spit, up to you. You don't have to deepthroat if you don't feel comfortable about that, but people with penises love it when you deepthroat.
I gave Kallen a hefty blowjob last night!
by Venobi March 18, 2015
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Essentially, the scales goes like this:
1- unfuckable and ugly as shit
2- rarely anybody would fuck
3- good personality, nothing else
4- lower end of average attractiveness
5- middle end of average attractiveness
6- higher end of average attractiveness
7- above average, decently hot
8- pretty good looking
9- *almost* everyone would bang
10- essentially so hot, she's a goddess
What I had just described is a general populous of the scale, but usually is tweaked due to personal preference. A 1 for some people might be a 10 for others.
Person 1: did you see her? What a ten!
Person 2: the 1-10 female attractiveness scale? I'm totally not familar with that concept.
by Venobi August 29, 2016
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1) A hip hop band that made Party Rock and I Am Not A Whore
2) Laugh my fucking ass off
Person 1: Did you see the link I sent you?
Person 2: Yeah, I was all like LMFAO
by Venobi December 13, 2013
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