christeh 

A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL GIRL YOU’LL EVER MEET. SHE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE,EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BOTH UPSET. SHE’S SENSITIVE THOUGH SO IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVER BE WITH HER, TREAT HER AS WELL AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: “wow christeh beautiful!”
Person 2: “i know!”

christeh by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

christel 

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

christel by true-facts94 December 18, 2018

Christelle 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!

i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!

Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010

Christevan 

The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!

Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."

Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"

Christevan by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022

christel 

beutiful sexy and stunning girl that will always keep a smile on someones face. a bit selfish sometimes but will always sort it out .this girls in young life is not so popular or hubba hubba but will tern to a godess in a few years time .she is also very funny and is a class clown in nearly every lesson!if you get this girl angry you might be in a hostpital bed and a body part maybe irratated a girl named christel usually has long blonde-ginger hair and blue-green eyes

christel grait in bed
everyone dreams of christel
christel is a amazing friend

christel by true-facts94 August 8, 2018

Christelle 

Christelle is the most hottest and prettiest girl in the world. If you know a Christelle never let her go or betray her. She is AMAZING at kissing and is into Filipinos. Christelle is also the smartest girl you could ever meet. She has the most perfect body. Christelle is usually brown skinned petit and is a very trust worthy friend.

If you do decide to mess with a Christelle, she will come at you. It will always come back to you. Most importantly, don’t ever mess with her love life. Always respect a Christelle and love her. She is one in a million

Christelle is amazing

Wow I wish I was Christelle

I never should have let Christelle go. She is so hot and gorgeous

Christelle by Anonymous4827374 October 27, 2018