Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Christy Jo

A girl that never backs down and very hardheaded. Known for making guys fall in love with her simply because she can't help but flirt with each one of them. To her, love is something that shouldn't be taken lightly. If you don't mean it, don't say it. Christy Jos are usually found with the guys getting dirty and acting like one of the guys. She doesn't like drama yet her curiosity can't help but get her involved in it. The more you get to know about her, the more you come to realize she isn't as sweet and gentle as she appears to be. Her heart is hard do to her troubled past and has a hard time accepting affection from guys, even her boyfriend. Like most country girls, her heart (what is left of it) belongs to her father, forever and always. After you met her you can't live with her, can't live without her. Given most situations, she's always right so listen to what she has to say. Her passion is in her music. Without it, she would go insane. Also she is beautiful though she has her off days (don't we all?) but doesn't realize it.

There's none other like Christy Jo... it's hard to give an example.

by a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8 November 11, 2010

Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

Jesus Chriss

1. A biblical figure from Morgan City who was robbed of the copyrights to the hit singles of his band, "Jimmy Condomhead and the Rubberband peanut Stand" by his rival,Jesus Christ. Jesus Chriss played his golden chart topping hits for Robert Gertrud, who in turn went behind his back and pitched the songs to Geffin Records. David Geffin signed Robert Gertrud to a 5 million dollar contract and suggested he use the stage name Jesus Christ. As legend has it, Jesus Chriss became so angry that he ripped out his own spinal cord and fatally stabbed Jesus Christ repeatedly in the lower abdomen in a back alley way in the coal shute yelling, "Don't mess with Morgan City Trash"! He also liked to wear old man pants from thrift stores.
2.Someone who remains broke and bitter in a sticky robe that smells like dog shit (and piss!) because someone keeps stealing his chart topping hits and selling them to Geffin Records...and he just can't figure out who the fuck keeps doing it.
3.Someone who likes to wear old man pants
4.Someone with cronic back problems who is contantly treated unfairly by hospital personnel because they are jealous of their song writing abilities.

1."Hey, is this Brian?" "I stole your tascam recorder and I'm gonna make millions off of your music you piece of shit!" "You're a real Jesus Chriss you know that, you fuck?"
2."Don't be pullin a Jesus Chriss on me tonight...this is a funeral we're going to." "Put on some nice slacks."
3."Nurse Becky, tell that Jesus Chriss we won't treat him." "But Doctor, his stats are dropping!" "Let them drop!" "No one is going to stop me from winning first place at the Tucson Tapdancing Saxiphone and Bongo festival...AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!"

by Ana Mocity January 29, 2008

Jeebuz Chriss

1. Religeous figure who apparantly coverted to Christianity after his death
2. A role model for whacko's and Republicans
3. A large man with lotsof hair

Jeebuz Chriss, my pants smell like urine!!!!

by Ezra Miller May 15, 2003