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chrismalda 

Chrismalda is a beautiful tough girl who can beat up any guy named ERICK! If your reading this and your name is erick watch out.Anyways shes also really funny,kind,smart and fun to be around.She boosts your mood up whenever your down.If you know a chrismalda there the one you need.
Chrismalda is the best!
chrismalda by Lilivia March 14, 2023
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chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'
it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
chrismahanukwanzakah by Max December 4, 2004

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians
"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

Chriselda 

An amazing, funny and sarcastic person. An optimistic individual with a pure heart. Artistic and is a dreamer.
1) Damn, i wish i was as cool as chriselda.

2) Chriselda is the definition of swag.
Chriselda by Cookiebar April 17, 2017

chrismcleansslut

The best Chris McLean simp ever. The only person Chris McLean will fall for.
"Did you see chrismcleansslut new video?"
"Oh yeah! They're so sexy!!!!"

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time
have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!