A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Mostly unexpected shitty things happening in your life.Chudaap refers to all those things which fucks your happiness for some reason.
Chudaap relatives,friends,exams,places.
You can call it hindi equivalent of english phrases like "Life sucks"="Life mei chudaap","What the fuck is happening"="Kya chudaap hai"
Used widely in Maharastra,Orissa and some parts of Bihar.