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a short fat dick or a dick that is wider than longer. or someone who is short and fat
you choud!

John D. has a choud
choud by V-Pain January 21, 2006
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A short but wide pennis. Wider than long! Almost the same shape as a 'Hollands Meat Pie'
Boy: (Drops Pants)
Girl: "Oh my days, you have a choud, it looks like a pie"
Boy: And can i get some peno
choud by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007
Related Words
to sick ur dick in to a pussy
lund phudhi cha phassonu
tu salla mhachoud
choud by baljit January 26, 2004
Someone that’s annoying and steals all the food
Did you see Arthur after school?
Yeah he took all the food, what a choud
Choud by I want to kashoot myself January 28, 2019
Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
Choadel by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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