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chopek

an extremely large, vein-laden phallus used to slay babes and scare babies.
i thrust my chopek into her no-no place, causing her to vomit in ecstasy.
by capnbenzo September 11, 2006
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chopek

an enormous, vein-laden penis used to slay babes and scare children.
he stuffed his chopek in her pajiba causing her to vomit in ecstasy.
by capnbenzo September 11, 2006
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chopek

A slang term for a hi-colonic device, purchasable at any local pharmacy.
Kenny inserted the Chopek, and engaged the flow of fluid at a medium pace. He felt fresh, shortly afterwards.
by Mercury69 September 11, 2006
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chopek

It was neccesary for Dierdre to undergo the chopek procedure in order to clear her pipes.
by Dunc March 5, 2004
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Chopek Effect

When life is so simple, it becomes extremely difficult. Patients suffering from the "Chopek Effect", often show signs of discouragement, depression, and all around poor life choices.
Are you asking me a real question, or are you suffering from the Chopek Effect.
by skinnyguy55 October 1, 2016
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Chopeyes

A name for your eyes when you're High/Chopped AF.
Mike: Pass that blunt bro.
Sid: You sure man? I don't want you to get too chopped.
Mike: Trust, I got this!

Sid: Aight bro. *Passes blunt
Mike: *Hits blunt
Sid: Holy fuck dude! You got Chopeyes already 😂
by LTD1337 May 4, 2017
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chojek

Macedonian term for person..
used as 'man'. eg, Whats goin on man! (replace man with chojek)
The J is pronounced as a Y
Person 1: Whats goin on chojek!
by md123 May 7, 2008
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