Definitions by Dunc

fanny master

A rare but powerful female form. Women whom actively seek out to destroy men's confidence through their sexual prowess. A fanny master is the only type of female who could possible damage the ego of a cockmaster. Women who can reverse the sexual tables on men and should be avoided at all costs by innocent males.

"I thought i met a nice girl last night we went back and she basically raped me and then kicked me out. She 'used' me for sex - oh how dirty i feel"

fanny master by Dunc March 2, 2005

chopek 

A Polish laxative

It was neccesary for Dierdre to undergo the chopek procedure in order to clear her pipes.

chopek by Dunc March 5, 2004

slinkster 

The Slinkster is a near-mythical being to be found in nightclubs all over the world (although primarily London). He is what happens when an ordinary mortal, called Duncan, feels the party atmosphere infiltrate his soul!

(gasp) 'Is that the Slinkster?'

slinkster by Dunc September 24, 2003

joy boy 

Man, or boy who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys.

Simon King (and he's ginger)

joy boy by Dunc August 29, 2003