choonch

noun. overall insult- can be jerk, douche, whore, slut, bitch, fag, asshole, cunt.

"dude jordan is such a lil choonch!"
"Jessica is such a choonch, you could ask her for a bj, and get one"

by sir dopeness October 07, 2011

Choonch

1. A funny word to call your friends
2. A short fat person

1. Stop being a choonch

2. She looks like a choonch

by wooddesign October 01, 2023

Choonch

Masturbation: To play with yourself until you orgasm

Danny likes to go in the bathroom to choonch, or: Molly likes to choonch before bed. Oaaats good dink tip!!

by Pussy pleasure December 05, 2008

Choonch

To be saucy as fuck, while still being cute and hot.

Did you see Renee at the pub last night. She was Choonch as!

by MJCHJL July 20, 2022