Choonch

1. A funny word to call your friends
2. A short fat person

1. Stop being a choonch

2. She looks like a choonch

by wooddesign September 30, 2023

Choonch

Masturbation: To play with yourself until you orgasm

Danny likes to go in the bathroom to choonch, or: Molly likes to choonch before bed. Oaaats good dink tip!!

by Pussy pleasure December 16, 2008

choonch

noun. overall insult- can be jerk, douche, whore, slut, bitch, fag, asshole, cunt.

"dude jordan is such a lil choonch!"
"Jessica is such a choonch, you could ask her for a bj, and get one"

by sir dopeness October 7, 2011

Choonch

To be saucy as fuck, while still being cute and hot.

Did you see Renee at the pub last night. She was Choonch as!

by MJCHJL July 20, 2022

Choochang

Cannabis, but the kind you have to go on a journey for. Either to a spot for the sesh to go down or a trek to the plugs house.

Come on man we got nothing to smoke, we gotta go visit the wizard to get some choochang.

by Treemandalf December 27, 2022

choinch

Choinch is anything and everything. This word can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, all of it. Such a word is not bogged down by futility of meaning.

Your are being such a choinch right now.
He guys, would you like to go choinching later?
Oh wow! Look at that choinch over there!

by Free Xenu June 2, 2016

choochang

Slang, Marijuana

Time to smoke that choochang

by Bigred0506 November 6, 2022