choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

clam cooking

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.

Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010