Skip to main content
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
World
Advertise
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
choke a smirf
Listen to pronunciation
Share definition
When you
masturbate
while having
blue balls
to try to take away
the pain
.
Dude,
last night
she
totally
gave me
blue balls
so I went home and tried to choke a smirf
by
Cody Currin
August 5, 2008
Flag
Get the
choke a smirf
mug.
More random definitions
Share this definition
Copy Link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
WhatsApp
Reddit
Email
Sign in to vote
We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.
Send me a link
Sending...
Or
Continue with Google
Check your email
We sent a link to
Open your email
Get the choke a smirf mug.Get the choke a smirf mug.Get the choke a smirf mug.Get the choke a smirf mug.