choke a smirf Share definition Flag When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain. Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf choke a smirf by Cody Currin August 5, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the choke a smirf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch