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choke a donkey 

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II
choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Choke a donkey 

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's
The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
Choke a donkey by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

Choke a donkey 

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.
There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.
Choke a donkey by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026