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choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.
-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.
by slater November 12, 2003
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Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.
by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021
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cheetus

A monstrously fat woman resembling a walrus wearing cheetah print pants.
Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"

Cheetus: "Num num num num"
by Ator February 26, 2008
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cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.
Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.
by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008
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chotus

(n) the space halfway between your balls and your ass
My chotus reeked like a dad rat.
by Daddy P January 15, 2008
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choteus

A penis in wich it is wider than its lenght.
Dude that fat guy changing over there has a choteus!!
by vanstnt May 15, 2005
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Chotus

A penis that is fatter then it is longer.
That’s a weird looking belly button!

Nah that’s just my chotus.
by Chotehandler July 8, 2018
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