choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

by slater November 12, 2003

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

cheetus

A monstrously fat woman resembling a walrus wearing cheetah print pants.

Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"

Cheetus: "Num num num num"

by Ator February 26, 2008

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

chotus

(n) the space halfway between your balls and your ass

My chotus reeked like a dad rat.

by Daddy P January 15, 2008

choteus

A penis in wich it is wider than its lenght.

Dude that fat guy changing over there has a choteus!!

by vanstnt May 15, 2005

Chotus

A penis that is fatter then it is longer.

That’s a weird looking belly button!

Nah that’s just my chotus.

by Chotehandler July 8, 2018